|We are all grateful for Pantsless Marilyn Monroe with a blunderbuss|
Eat a nice meal. Try not to roll your eyes too much at Weird Aunt Gertrude. Give thanks to the secular institution and/ or entity that matches your religious doctrine.
|Depending on what the nephews ate for lunch, we could be witnessing the start of the first naturally occurring Turducken.|
We'll see you later, when the schedule clears up a little. Enjoy yourselves, and don't be strangers.
|welcome to the Disney Thanksgiving, which was held this year just outside of Uncanny Valley|