|this is not movie merchandise|
I can't let this go. Jamie would surely want me to. She'd say "just let it go", but I can't, because lazy jokes bug me. Especially lazy Superman jokes.
Above you will see a house-ad-link from the very popular Cracked.com website in their popular listicle format.
Some Cracked Writers are better than others (I highly recommend Seanbaby and David Wong), and some of them are hacky dudes who can't bother to make the premise of the post work.
For five whole items on a 6 item list, writer JM McNab sticks to his premise and rightfully points out some oddball merchandise tie-in's to motion pictures of years gone by, some more successfully than others. And then in the final item, the one that - by many years of Cracked.com's hallowed tradition - is supposed to be the best for last - he apparently got either tired and couldn't complete his work or he couldn't be bothered to understand how Google works.
As goofy and stupid as it might be, the Super Powers Collection Justice Jogger has nothing to do with a movie.
|the defense does not disagree with the prosecution's assertions of the goofiness of this item, we simply submit this is not, and never has been, tied to a movie|