Thursday, July 24, 2025

Hulk Hogan Merges With the Infinite




Terry Bollea, better known by his wrestling nom de guerre "Hulk Hogan", has passed at 71.

Hogan, a consummate performer, helped the World Wrestling Federation go mainstream as the the WWF's programming found it's way across basic cable packages and onto late-night broadcast on NBC in the 1980's.  

In a kayfabe world of heroes and heels, Hogan went from heel to hero, defeating multiple ethnically coded villains, like The Iron Sheik.  He reigned supreme over the WWF, WWE and helped draw interest in wrestling to help it become the mega-industry it is today.

Through the 1980's, Hogan's persona was turned into a cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rock'n'Wrestling - starring animated versions of Hogan and a clutch of other popular WWF wrestlers.  Fun fact:  Hogan's cartoon persona was voiced by TV star Brad Garrett.  

There were dolls, figures, t-shirts and vitamins (the vitamins tasted awful).  

As a kid, I wasn't really into wrestling but in 1989 a 14 year old me had $15 and accepted a last second invite to see WWF's second-tier when they came to town, and we had a snarky-teen ironic blast.  So when Hogan came through in Spring 1990, I went with a bunch of buddies who were unironically enjoying wrestling.  The episode we saw aired as April 28, 1990's Saturday Night's Main Event.

This is the Hogan match-up we saw.  You may catch 1/2 second glimpses of me and my brother in the audience.


Hilariously, my brother was not planning to go and had no ticket, and we'd purchased floor tickets months before.  Shortly after we arrived, I looked across the ring and there was my brother, standing with the homecoming queen.  I was so confused - but I guess her dad had bought tickets and she knew Jason is up for whatever, and so there he was, Forrest Gumping his way through life.

My memory is that Hogan was obviously the best athlete and showman of the people we saw that night, and we saw errrbuddy.  It was a long, long night as they recorded two or three shows worth of wrestling.

Prior to blowing up on TV, Hogan had done well in the ring and wound up as a minor villain in Rocky III.  He would go onto have a TV show, Thunder in Paradise, and star in a series of very bad movies. And at the same time Ozzy was in The Osbournes, Hogan brought cameras into his house and started Hogan Knows Best.   Which was canceled as the Hogan family kind of imploded.

In the years after, Hogan's life and career sort of spiraled.  His wife left him for a guy who looked just like Hogan in his early prime.  He was caught in a sex tape scandal.  He became involved in ugly politics.  I dunno.  

It's unfortunate.  For a while he was a curious everyman of an entertainer who appealed to kids and adults alike.  The last decade and change, he's mostly been famous for being unpleasant.  But at one point in my life, I owned an official Hulk Hogan bandana.



Happy Birthday, Lynda Carter



Happy birthday to patron saint of The Signal Watch, Ms. Lynda Carter.  May her next trip around the sun be as glorious as every year prior.



I've never looked that glamorous in an office chair...



With her daughter, another talented vocalist, Jessica Carter Altman

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Ozzy Merges With The Infinite





Ozzy Osbourne, musician, occasional provocateur and Gen-X's metal-dad, has passed at 76.

Osbourne has been ailing for years, and only a few weeks ago played his final show, which was widely watched and discussed.  The line-up was full of star power, and the concert was scheduled to be Osbourne's final show before retreating from the public.

Osbourne's work with Black Sabbath and as a solo artist was enough to make him a major figure in rock, but he also was prone to outlandish antics, all of which will be rehashed over the next few days.  And, then, he and his family were early Reality TV pioneers with The Osbournes on MTV. which recast the prince of darkness as a fun, befuddled dad.

But, man, Ozzy could sing.  Everyone else is still playing catch up.  

You'll be missed, Ozzy.






Sunday, July 20, 2025

Superman 2025: High End Items



I own a lot of Superman stuff.  And a new Superman movie is not helping.

But occasionally there's a licensing deal I don't quite get.  And we get some curious high end items that I can't sort out "who is this for?"  While others make a lot of sense for nerds.


This is the item I would be least likely to buy.  I also don't understand fragrances as evidenced by my lifelong use of Golden Dial and Right Guard.  And I assume I smell like coffee and old books if you get up close.

The irony of this is that Old Spice is putting out Superman body spray for next to nothing.  I bought it.  It is.. .potent. 

Super Watch: Supergirl (1984)




Watched:  07/19/2025
Format:  HBO Max
Viewing:  Unknown
Director:  Jeannot Szwarc


With Superman 2025 out, it occurs to me it's been a while since I revisited some Super-Media - and I cannot tell you the last time I actually watched Supergirl (1984) from start to finish - ie: I always give up somewhere in the middle.  

I always feel bad saying this, but the movie is a mess.  And there's no one place to point the blame, but the culprit is neither Helen Slater nor Faye Dunaway.  I don't know that you can even blame director Jeannot Szwarc, as this was the fourth Superman movie by the Salkinds, and he knew he was a hired gun.  So, yeah, as with all things going wrong with the Super-movies from this era, I blame the Salkinds.  But, without them, there would be no Superman: The Movie and Superman II.  And likely without those movies, no Batman '89.  And if none of that, then what...?

Life is complicated.  

Superman Second Watch: Superman (2025) - Part 3 - If You Now Like Superman, Hooray!





This will be far from my final word on Superman (2025), but I think I should probably not go nuts on you people for too much longer by just circling the Super-drain.  One last thought:

You just never know when your niche interest will go mainstream


In high school, the music I listened to was not exactly underground, but I learned to stay up late on the weekend and catch 120 Minutes on MTV.  That was where I found my bands rather than watching music video blocks during afternoons after school.  Imagine my surprise when the type of music I liked over in my corner suddenly became labeled "alternative" music and was playing on the radio and MTV next to, say, En Vogue.*  By Lollapalooza '93 - frat dudes and sorority girls were standing next to me in sun-pounded fields instead of just moody kids and guys with scalp tattoos.  It was... weird.  But here we all were, enjoying Front 242 together.

Thursday, July 17, 2025

Noir Watch: The Gangster ( 1947)




Watched:  07/15/2025
Format:  TCM
Viewing:  Second

You know what, I think I would just repeat myself - so here's my post on the movie from the first time I saw it back in 2018.  

I guess I'll mention - this movie stuck with me in a way that really surprised me.  I've almost purchased it on disc for a rewatch a number of times-  even as recently as a couple of weeks ago - and then it was listed as part of Noir Alley's offerings on TCM.  

I'm not sure it's the best movie in the world, but after seven years, it's one I thought about quite a bit, and that's not nothing.





Superman Second Watch: Superman (2025) - Part 2 - Characters




So, this is my consideration of the casting and portrayal of some key characters in the film.  I'm bringing my opinions as an avid Superman comics reader, who prefers certain portrayals - often tied to certain eras.  But I'll be mostly discussing portrayals in the comics over the last two decades.

One thing that Gunn seems keen on doing is not re-imagining characters too much.  Except when he does, and I'll get to that.  But the default between Gunn and John Papsidera to go with types for archetypes.  Which may be a bit different from what Sarah Hailey Finn has been doing at Marvel - to great success - which has been finding a personality that will be kind of what you expect, but with a spin.  And that's how you wind up with Tatiana Maslany as She-Hulk rather than a 6'2" weightlifter.

SPOILERS FOLLOW

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Doc Watch: Jaws @ 50 - The Definitive Inside Story (2025)




Watched:  07/10/2025
Format:  Hulu?
Viewing:  First
Director:  Laurent Bouzereau

A victory lap for Jaws, this doc is an uncritical look at the movie on its 50th anniversary.  And that's great!  How many movies earn this? 

There's interviews new and old, and despite the fact I think I've seen two prior Jaws documentaries, Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story (2025) still manages to feel a bit fresh as it provides some new info but mostly how it contextualizes the movie in 1975, after, and now.  Sure, there's the "making this was rough" parts of the doc, but more details abound and how much the film is now woven into Martha's Vineyard's shared history.  How involved the whole island really was - I really didn't know until now.

Spielberg is one of *the* storytellers of the last 70 years, so of course he's captivating on camera and his stories about the movie during and after are engaging - and maybe even true.

Many who worked on the film have since passed, of course, but there's still many around - those who played kids are now aging adults.  Lorraine Gary even appears.  Dreyfus, always a problem child, is not in the film except as archival footage, which is odd as he's been touring for years to supposedly talk about Jaws (I think he's been canceled or something recently, so maybe that got him cut).

But the biggest delight is learning that Emily Blunt is a huge Jaws nerd.  Who knew?




Monday, July 14, 2025

Regret Watch: Jaws - The Revenge (1987)






Watched:  07/13/2025
Format:  Prime
Viewing:  Second (god help me)
Director:  Stanley Morgan

A while back, SimonUK and I podcasted this trainwreck.  Over the past six years, I'd forgotten how truly terrible this movie is.  Like - I don't understand how this is a studio movie with professional actors, and studio backing and intended for a human audience.

It's maybe not the worst movie I've ever seen, but.. for a studio movie?   it's up there.

Jaws: the Revenge (1987) is a movie that admits - in movie, by way of recycled footage - that the only reason it exists is that they hope you liked the first one.  But they have to admit, they do not know what this movie is about.  Because if it's about a giant shark, they all know to stay out of the water.  If it's about the lives of the Brody's, post-Martin Brody's untimely passing - no one asked or wanted to see it, and as a slice-of-life movie about mourning, they forget to be sad for the second half of the movie, and the movie instead gets very randy.