Eden (2025)
Watched: 07/25/2026
Format: Library Disc
Viewing: First
Director: Ron Howard
This is a movie about living in a place that's pretty good, but suddenly gets overrun by people who read an article saying it was cool, and decide what they need to do is part of the hep scene happening at that place. Now that place is not cool because the people who moved there, wrongly believing themselves cool (but who are not cool), bring their suckiness to that once-good place and through the transitive powers of their not-cool suckiness make that place now suck.
Eventually the place sucks so much, helped along with the participation of government stooges, things become straight up bleak.
In short, this is the story of Austin, Texas.
When Eden (2025) was released, reviews were kind of all over the place, but I was curious. I don't tend to think of Howard as a director who does grittier movies about sordid topics like sex and violence. The movie had a fascinating cast - Jude Law, Vanessa Kirby, Ana de Armas, Daniel Bruhl, Sydney Sweeney... A movie requiring minimal FX, and where shit gets very real as people scrape for survival in what is now an infamously inhospitable living. And turn on each other.









