Monday, January 5, 2026

The Signal Watch Presents: Favorite Movies of 2025




Well, here's our wee, personal best-of list for 2025.  


These are not necessarily new movies, but they are new-to-me movies.  Of the 246 unique movies I watched this year, I also watched like 175 new-to-me movies, so these are selections from that list.

We're going to break these up into categories.

Horror 

Sunday, January 4, 2026

Chabert Watch: Lost in Paradise (2026)



Watched: 01/04/2026
Format:  Hallmark
Viewing:  First
Director:  Dustin Rikert

Job: head of a premier fashion design studio
Location of story:  Fiji
new skill:  jungle and beach survival
Job of Man: Chef!
Goes to/ Returns to: Goes to Fiji
Event:  Plane crash
Food:  fish



Again, I'd love to know what stats the Hallmark Channel has about viewership when they have Lacey Chabert in a movie.  Because someone ran the numbers and was able to show that sending a Hallmark crew and stars to Fiji was going to be profitable.

It's not the first time Chabert has wrangled a destination movie.  I've seen her in movies filmed in Malta, Ireland (once as Ireland, once doubling as Scotland), vague Europe, South Africa, Italy and I think Greece.  And for the US, I know she went to Hawaii for a movie.  I feel like she's been in Manhattan at some point.

Somehow Fiji feels particularly nuts, but off to Fiji this movie went.  

Saturday, January 3, 2026

The Signal Watch Presents: Worst Movies of 2025




All right.  Let's light this candle.


However - this post is the end-of-the-year wrap up in which I indulge in being more than a little unkind.  

There's a school of thought that "hey, you made a movie!  Good for you!  That's hard!" that's very much an appreciation for the work someone put into something, no matter how it turned out.  But we're not here to cheer on sixth graders to whom we share a family bond playing their first band concert.  

Not for my Demographic Watch: 13 Going on 30 (2004)





Watched:  01/02/2025
Format:  Disney+
Viewing:  First
Director:  Gary Winick


So, yeah, this movie was never aimed at me.  I'm fine with that.  It wasn't aimed at me in 2004 when I was 29, and in 2026, it's even less for me.  

It's also not very good.  And not good in ways that I don't really understand.  YMMV with Jennifer Garner as a lead, but mostly the movie is a mess while also managing to feel... boring.  

It's another in a long line of movies about someone who is young getting to be an adult - like Big, Vice-Versa or...  Shazam, I guess.  Oddly, Jenna (as a teen played by Christa B. Allen and by Garner as a 13-year-old) really wants to be... thirty?  

I'll buy the magic as the conceit, sure!  I've bought Duck Planet refugees and Ewoks.   

Mystery Watch: Wake Up Dead Man - a Knives Out Mystery (2025)



Watched:  01/01/2026
Format:  Netflix
Viewing:  First
Director:  Rian Johnson


Look, I am in the bag a bit for these movies at this point.  I am not averse to a good murder mystery, and I like a quirky detective.  And since jump, I've been onboard with Daniel Craig's Benoit Blanc.  

I had planned to go see this upon its theatrical release, but a confluence of events prevented this.  For good or ill, it's a Netflix movie, and after two weeks or so, they shuttled the movie over to the streamer and we finally had time to watch it.  

Honestly, I hadn't heard much about this one, and Howard gave it his usual 2.5 stars, which told me nothing, Howard.  Nothing!  And I would be more charitable than Howard, but I am also always kinder or meaner than Howard, who shoots straight down the middle most days.

In general, Wake Up Dead Man fit the bill just fine for a movie for a New Years Day.  A solid cast, an engaging mystery I was never going to solve on my own, and Kerry Washington (we will always grant extra points for Kerry Washington).  

Friday, January 2, 2026

Netflix Watch: Stranger Things - Season 5 Part 2




I don't know how many of you read comic books, especially superhero comics, but from time-to-time Marvel and DC have these absolutely massive, line-wide crossover events.  It's the sort of thing referenced in Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame.  But I'd argue that those movies represent a best-case scenario for an epic crossover.  The comics are rarely as coherent as those movies.

Most of the time, those mini or maxi-comics-series become a logistical mess as the plot takes over, and to raise the stakes, they keep throwing new angles on top of what we knew to the point of absurdity.  In an effort to deal with the scale, they have too many characters in the mix, and so it's like reading plot by bullet-point, often with those crazy ideas comics often do so well now not offered up just one comic issue or so at a time - the ideas are just tossed at you, one after another, until nothing means anything.  And character beats?  They only happen if they're (a) advancing the overall plot somehow or (b) setting us up for some moment in a book that will debut after the cross-over.  

It's pretty bad writing and never feels particularly fulfilling to read.  

It may not be a mystery why comic book event crossovers are what I was pondering as I watched the back half of the fifth season of Stranger Things.  

Spoiler:  If you love Stranger Things, and don't feel like fighting about how I don't get it, etc... - now is a good time to find another part of the internet to enjoy.

Thursday, January 1, 2026

2025 Watch: Movies By The Numbers


A Signal Watch Movie Year in Review: by the numbers

Each year we tally the number of movies watched and blogged, and then we break down what we watched into a few categories.  There's no real reason for this - no one gets a prize.  But let me do my little OCD companion piece to actually blogging all of these movies.

Movies By The Numbers - Previous Years


Let's Get Started


In 2025, we watched 255 movies.  Last year we counted 253 movies, so... basically the same.  

By clicking here, you can see the spreadsheet from which this data (these data?) are derived.

Here's a weird one - because we repeat-viewed so many movies (I even watched Jaws twice this year) we only watched 246 unique movies in 2025.  However, we're considering each movie watched where a post appeared as "a movie", so it's 255...  them's the rules.