Friday, August 21, 2026

Happy Birthday, Kim Cattrall




Happy Birthday to League fave Kim Cattrall.

Whether she's having Big Trouble in Little China, Sex in the City, taking a Split Second, or heading off for Star Trek 6's Undiscovered Country, we're a fan.

I'm not sure what she's up to at the moment, but we hope she's having a good time.

In the words of Crow T. Robot:


Thursday, August 20, 2026

Marxist Watch: The Cocoanuts (1929)





Watched:  08/19/2026
Format:  TCM on DVR hosted by Eddie Muller
Viewing:  First
Director:  Robert Florey and Joseph Stantley


Apparently the first-ish Marx Bros. movie, The Cocoanuts (1929) is also an early talkie.  So, yeah, someone said "we're adding sound!" and someone said "What people need is to keep up with Groucho and then have Harpo say nothing.  Ever."

The movie is more interesting than laugh out loud funny - but it sure feels like a draft of what was to come and what would work for the Marx Bros. for years to come.  Playing scrappy underdogs not above some lightly criminal doings, but with hearts of gold, the Marx Bros. are dropped into a scenario where Groucho plays someone who has fallen backwards into legitimacy, while Chico and Zeppo show up on the scene to see what they can shake loose, moneywise, from a collection of wealthy people.

As I'll often point out here, maybe the biggest difference between the 21st and 20th Century when it comes to cinema is that the 21st Century does not like stories about scrappy underdogs making fun of the elite.  There is no Flashdance.  There is no Rocky.  Warner Bros. was so horrified about their own movie about a cartoon coyote taking ACME to court, they tried to bury the movie and then sold it to someone else to release.  We can't get a good Bugs Bunny cartoon, because they keep making him play basketball or be a middle-class guy instead of a rabbit fucking with bullies, from Elmer Fudd to Opera singers.  

We're siding with Yosemite Sam out here and it shows.

In this film, we get not just the first movie with the Marx Brothers, we get the first appearance of Signal Watch fave Margaret Dumont, the world's best straight-man.  Here she plays the mother of Mary Eaton, a young lady Dumont wants to marry for money, not for love.  

A priceless necklace is involved, a scheme to win the girl is hatched, the Marx Brothers get involved, and there's a whole sequence at a property auction (I guess Florida real estate was a hot commodity in the 1920's?) and then an engagement party.  Shirts are stolen, drinks are consumed, cracks are wised.

The lad Dumont wants Eaton to marry is a hotel clerk who is trying to become an architect, played by Oscar Shaw.  I didn't know the name Mary Eaton, and Oscar Shaw was new to me.  Eaton only made about five movies and dipped.  Shaw was apparently more of a Broadway guy and headed back to New York by 1930.

I'll be candid and say the eye-catching one here is Kay Francis, who plays a schemer looking to make some money and ruin Mary Eaton's life in the process.  Francis looks every bit the high-class flapper, and was the Queen of Warner Bros. in the 1930's.  I had to look at pictures of her from the 1930's to fully remember who she was (oh, how time makes stars fade away).  

Released in 1929, the movie is clearly from the first wave of talkies.  It's stilted, they actually stumble over one another's lines sometimes, and the camera is mostly just trying to sit still and let the Marx Brothers run around and do their thing.  But with sound came music, and so we stop for some musical numbers, from romantic ballads to floor-show routines as the bell hops in the hotel movie are all young women.

What is *not* surprising is that after however many vaudeville performances, the Marx Bros. have their routine down, and it's everyone else to catch up.

This one was more of a fun ride to see an early movie than anything that made me laugh uproariously, but it's a fun artifact.  It's just not where I'd start someone with the Marx Bros. if you're trying to sell them on the group.



DC Animated Watch: DC's League of Super-Pets (2022)



Watched:  08/19/2026
Format:  Disc 4K
Viewing:  Second
Director:  Jared Stern


One of the oddest of casualties of a certain point in time was DC's League of Super-Pets (2022).  

Started before COVID and then, mind-bogglingly, released during COVID as a kids' movie - it seemingly tanked at the box office.  Fun note:  it made $80 million more than Supergirl.

My memory was - people found the advertising very confusing, and the notion of Superman having a *dog* seemed preposterous to the uninitiated.  One wonders how a kid's movie about Krypto would fare now.  

Monday, August 17, 2026

DC's "Lanterns" Episode 1




I used to love Green Lantern comics.  I came to Green Lantern by reading Emerald Dawn and then Emerald Dawn II.*  But GL and it's cast were a lot, and so I was an inconsistent reader for years.  I eventually fell into the monthly habit, and was there for the last of Kyle's run as the only Lantern, the return of Hal Jordan, elevation of John Stewart and eventually Geoff Johns' expansion of the Lantern spectrum.

A few things killed Green Lantern for me. Repetition of the same story concepts.  No real notion of how to write stories that fulfilled the promise of space cops.  Stuff like that.

Unstuck Watch: Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)




Watched:  06/16/2026
Format:  TCM - first ever showing on the network
Viewing:  First
Director:  George Roy Hill



It's been many years since I read Slaughterhouse-Five, or the Children's Crusade: a Duty Dance with Death. So long ago that all I can say for certain is that it was post-2000 and probably before this blog was founded.  I was just old enough reading it to know my WWII history and a bit embarrassed I'd not read it earlier in life.

But Vonnegut is, hopefully, something that works for you no matter your age.

As it's been a while since I read the book, I won't spend energy comparing and contrasting.  Instead, I'll just suggest watching the movie Slaughterhouse-Five (1972) sometime if you've already read the novel.  If jumping straight to the movie, it also can't hurt to pre-load your knowledge of the last year of World War II in Europe, to get what audiences in 1972 would have likely known just through cultural osmosis.  Things like "oh... Dresden" may not mean as much to some folks here in 2026 and all that you would know is coming.

I won't get into whether what Billy experiences is real or not.  Y'all can make your own decisions and I don't think the answer is that easy.

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Ghost Watch: The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947)





Watched: 08/16/2026
Format:  TCM on DVR (Alicia Malone hosting)
Viewing:  First
Director:  Joseph L. Mankiewicz


Considered a bona fide classic, I knew the basics of The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947), but had never managed to get around to the film.  I had no predictions going in - just knew it was a romantic comedy about a widow who moves into a house haunted by the ghost of a former sea captain played by Rex Harrison.

I'm not sure how *funny* this movie is.  It's *charming* and there's humor, but it's more of what Alicia Malone, hosting with TCM, rightfully included into the now very popular genre of Supernatural Romance.  

Gene Tierney plays a widow (Mrs. Lucy Muir) and mother to a young Natalie Wood.  She has some income from her husband's holdings in a gold mine, and so chooses to leave her in-law's house in London to move to the sea-side and live a new life - pushing against turn-of-the-century decorum.  

Happy Birthday, Julie Newmar



Today is the birthday of screen star Julie Newmar, who has just a ridiculous filmography, but has been nerd-famous for decades as one of the women in the Catwoman costume on TV's Batman.  

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Newmar is a dancer and actor, and stands at a startling 5'11", which probably kept her from many roles over the years as she'd tower over most of Hollywood's leading men.  For this 6'5" blogger, we think this is just fine.

She appeared in Star Trek, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Call Me Madam, and plenty of others.  We've been looking for a DVD of the 1959 version of Lil' Abner for a while to see her take on Stupefyin' Jones.  You know, for film history research.

Today, she turns 93!  I hope she's having a good one.