|faster than microwaving his popcorn|
I was awake and moving for all of 30 minutes Sunday morning before I looked at my phone and saw my brother sent the link to the story. Honestly, I kind of rolled my eyes at the headline. The past twenty or more years have been full of articles in places, both reputable and otherwise, writing about how and why Superman was no longer relevant. Too goody-goody. Not po-mo or meta enough. Not "edgy" enough for today's gnarly kids and their totally radical view of bad-ass-dom.