You can have your Paul Qui fancy-schmancy fusion bistros. Food is what reminds you of home, and I grew up in this town when we still had armadillo races as a form of local fun. And back then, we ate our pizza like we had nothing to live for. Conan's Pizza has only a few locations left after the expansion in the late 80's and contraction of the late 90's. They haven't redecorated since putting any of the Conan's in place, and they had a particular look back then that lingers to this day.
|The Ms. Pac-Man machine is not there ironically|
If you're wondering, why yes, they LOVE Conan the Barbarian. You can't tell from the pic above, but most of the art is either Frazetta prints or Frazetta knock-offs. Not too many other places would it seem like part of the tradition to eat under a Molly Hatchet album cover, but at Conan's, it's part of the ambiance.
The pizza you want to get there is called "The Savage". Get it deep dish with a wheat crust or you're kind of just wasting everyone's time. The Savage is literally every topping they've got. You will absolutely feel sick after eating it. But, let me stop you now and say, if you don't eat The Savage, neither I nor the staff nor other patrons of Conan's have any real reason to respect you.