Format: Amazon Watch Party
Director: Boaz Davidson
A movie that actively resists how movies are supposed to work, American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993) eschews character, story, pacing, and more to tell the plot outline of a cute blonde carrying a jar-of-baby to a port to give it to Frenchmen whilst being stalked by a robotic gym coach. Luckily, she's saved by Unfrozen Caveman Hero Joe Lara.
The movie has exactly two modes: (1) uninspired fighting - 90% (2) awkward romantic moments - 10%.
It's a movie that is only 90 minutes, but somehow feels 4 hours long, because it has no story and thinks it should make up for that with the exact same fight sequence happening over and over and occurring in 10 minute spurts. It's insane.
Anyway, I hate it and want to eject it from my brain as soon as possible. So this write-up is over.