Format: Amazon Watch Party
Director: I don't care
We're wrapping up our Friday Night Watch Parties this coming week, and maybe that's all for the best. For - I may never top Teen Witch (1989) as an offering. It's all downhill from here.
It's one thing when people make a movie and try and it doesn't live up to expectations. It's another when you can tell someone was pushing out garbage to take advantage of a place in the market and literally seemed to not care how the movie turned out. And that's being generous, because the alternative with Teen Witch is to accept that adults made this film and this was their moonshot, and then we have to wonder: do you know how movies work?