|be careful. Even under the sea, you can step on a Lego|
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In all fairness, at least two of you people warned me.
I didn't care much for 2014's Godzilla, the first in the series to relaunch Big-G from an American studio, leaping from Toho Studios to WB/ Legendary. It didn't help that the movie was pitched as a Bryan Cranston vehicle at the height of Breaking Bad's popularity, and then removed him from the story about 1/3rd of the way in leaving us with an uninspired story about two characters who never were much beyond their wardrobe of "soldier" and "nurse". We got Ken Watanabe in practically a walk-on role and Sally Hawkins as his sorta side-kick, but neither was given much to do but stare in awe at screens.
The movie was followed by Kong: Skull Island (2017), which I was in the minority as finding kind of boring and relying too much on Toho's take on prior renditions of King Kong rather than the 1933 original, for which I have a deep love. I didn't find the way it "borrowed" from Apocalypse Now particularly charming or even appropriate. The movie turned Brie Larson into a talking tank top, and if you asked me what happened in the movie to whom, I couldn't tell you. Something something MONARCH. But it also assembled a wild array of A and B list talent including Marvel heroes and villains taking a side-gig. Ditching the notion that Kong would leave Skull Island in this episode, instead we're stuck with "look how many ways soldiers and scientists can die over the span of 90 minutes", which is a formula I mostly find deadly dull.