-Ryan has checked in at St. David's Hospital (South) ER
"Ate some fish at the sushi place on Manchaca. My face and toes are numb, and I barfed."
"I am tired of barfing."
-Ryan has checked in at St. David's Hospital (South) ICU
-Ryan has checked in at St. David's Hospital (South) coroner's office
-Ryan has checked in at The Weeping Fern Mortuary
"Don't know if you guys have used LegalZoom, but I am way out ahead on this."-Ryan
"Ok. Jamie changed a bunch of stuff. So no shrimp buffet, and they don't have coffins with airbrushed flames, but it should still be fun, so ya'll should come."-Ryan
"Not many folks here yet, but we're going all night, so ya'll come on down."-Ryan has checked in at The Pearly Gates
"Wow, this line is crazy. Customer service clrly not a priority."-Ryan
"Just noticed, I have no pants. WTF?"-Ryan
"This St. Peter guy is kind of judgy."-Ryan has checked in at Firey Pits of Unending Perdition
"That went poorly."
-Ryan has checked in at The Hoary Hosts of Pandemonium
"I totally just saw Howard Taft."
"Just remembered, I was kidding about leaving my life insurance to @JefftheCat on the form. I don't really have a corporeal form anymore, so someone should make sure that gets sorted."