Monday, January 12, 2015

Hey, people coming here from that one website

Donald and I welcome you

I have no idea who "lizburbank" is or why she linked to this site.  But I am not Ariel Dorfman, and I wouldn't tell you how to read Donald Duck.  That's something you have to dig down deep inside and learn to do for yourself.

If it makes you feel better, I am definitely anti-fascist, too.  And I bet, if you asked, ol' Donald isn't much of a fan of fascism, either.

I don't even want to get into the porn sites that are linking here for reasons I cannot begin to fathom.  The pantsless fellow above is about the dirtiest thing you'll see here.


Sound Affects said...

Either way, you have to give some tips on getting my blog out there because it sounds like you're doing WAAAAAAY better than me.

The League said...

Steady, steady work over a period of 12 years and you could also see hits as high as 3 dozen per post!

I recommend following one of two paths:

1) if you want to get lots of hits, just start eviscerating everything in your path and like only things no one has access to. It'll only work for about a year or two, but it shall be a glorious ride both up and back down, when your soul has been scorched to a cinder and the only thing you like anymore is the warmth of your own hate.

2) Write really short, stupid reviews that confirm the bias of an audience that wants to read stuff they can already agree with. Now, this is important - I was serious about the "short" business. No more than 200 words per post. And know proper use of the word "bae".