Sunday, July 15, 2012

Signal Watch Watches - Crank 2: High Voltage

Ha ha ha ha.

Oh, mercy.

Every single thing about this movie is absolutely terrible, ridiculous, juvenile, probably racist and homophobic on any number of levels and discovers whole new levels of misogyny and a lack of respect for human life that usually you only find in the locker collages of middle schoolers with a subscription to Fangoria.

I don't even know how to talk about this movie as "movie" only loosely describes what's happening here.

So I tried showing this to mixed company last week and we turned it off at the 9 minute 26 second mark when our hero had just planted a shotgun in the posterior of a heavy set and heavily tattoo'd gentleman after having his heart replaced and then murdering the room full of iffy back alley surgeons.

You people are on your own.  But I am down for any sequels.


horus kemwer said...

Seriously, you should give it a second chance when the "mixed company" aren't around. If you liked the first one, you can't help but like the second.

The League said...

I mis-posted then. I DID watch it by myself. Holy cats. Finally, a totally great use for Bai Ling!