Happy Birthday, Harrison Ford! You are the best actor who is in all the best movies. So, well done, man.
Today you're 73, but let's review just a few of the times you've been awesome.
You totally showed up in a bit part in Apocalypse Now. I was not expecting that at all.
You were kind of way cooler than Richie Cunningham in American Graffiti.
You were fake-Amish in Witness.
You were pretty frantic in The Fugitive.
You were a fugitive in Frantic. (whatever happened to Emmanuelle Seigner? I remember her being, uh... memorable)
The Frisco Kid was terrible, but I don't blame you.
Working Girl wasn't my cup of tea. And I'd have stuck with Sigourney Weaver. She fights aliens.
For a while you were Jack Ryan when people used to pay to see Tom Clancy movies and they were a thing.
You were the President. And you had a machine gun. And that movie made an obscene amount of money (and was hilariously awesome).
More importantly, to me, you were Rick Deckard in Blade Runner.
You shared the screen with Robert Shaw in Force Ten from Navarrone.
and Gene @#$%ing Hackman in The Conversation. Damn.
of course... of COURSE you were Han Solo in the only three Star Wars movies that matter.
And Indiana Jones.
and you successfully wooed snowsuit Princess Leia. Well done, sir. Well done.
now we get to see you come back and be bad-ass all over again, and I can hardly wait.