Day: Friday - 01/29/2021
Time: 8:30 Central
Where: Amazon Prime
My mom was having some sort of gathering of her friends in our living room, so my dad and I got banished to the upstairs TV room (affectionately known as "Slippy Village"). My dad and I are a real braintrust when it comes to picking movies, and so it came to be that we settled on Return of the Swamp Thing. I recall we had to keep turning it down because of lots and lots and lots of machinegun fire, and we did not wish to upset my mom and her pals.
I also vaguely remember having to also explain to The Admiral, "no, Heather Locklear is a real actor. No, seriously.".
Anyway, let's all enjoy a talking salad and his friend.