Island Watch: Eden (2025) / The Galapagos Affair - Satan Came to Eden (2013)

Eden (2025)

Watched:  07/25/2026

Format:  Library Disc

Viewing:  First

Director:   Ron Howard

This is a movie about living in a place that's pretty good, but the place suddenly gets overrun by people who read an article saying the place was cool.  Because the people who moved there, wrongly believing themselves cool (and therefore heirs to the cool place), bring their suckiness to the place - the transitive powers of their suckiness, large numbers and insistence on changing the nature of what made the place cool to begin with, make that place which was once cool now suck.  

Eventually the place sucks so much, helped along with the participation of government stooges hoping for money and glamour, things in the place become straight up bleak.  

In short, this is the story of Austin, Texas.

When Eden (2025) was released, reviews were kind of all over the place, but I was curious.  I don't tend to think of Howard as a director who does grittier movies about sordid topics like sex and violence.  The movie had a fascinating cast - Jude Law, Vanessa Kirby, Ana de Armas, Daniel Bruhl, Sydney Sweeney...  A movie requiring minimal FX, and where shit gets very real as people scrape for survival in what is now an infamously inhospitable living.  And turn on each other.

Neo-Noir Watch: Sea of Love (1989)

Watched:  07/24/2026

Format:  TCM on DVR

Viewing:  First

Director:  Harold Becker

Sea of Love (1989) is very much what I think of when it comes to the notion of Neo-Noir.  Well, this and grittier stuff like To Live and Die in L.A.  

This movie is just before we moved into the 90's and neo-noir = erotic thriller for a lot of movies.  And I'd argue this movie probably put the notion of the erotic thriller into the skulls of some creators.  

This is a cop-finding-a-killer movie, and that initially had me not terribly excited.  But I'd always heard good things, and this movie has tons of talent in it that I dig, not least of which is Ellen Barkin.   And I'll be honest - as big as Barkin is, I'm shocked she wasn't everywhere after this movie.  

But, yeah, the movie stars Al Pacino as the cop hunting down our killer, John Goodman playing probably a full 15 years older than he was at the time (his adult daughter is getting married, and I think Goodman is 37 if he's a day in this movie).  Michael Rooker is in a bit part.  William Hickey shows up for a scene.  Richard Jenkins plays a detective who is now married to Pacino's ex-wife.  Christine Estabrook, one of those "that lady!" actors, appears.  And a pre-fame Samuel L. Jackson appears in an opening sequence.

He-Watch: Masters of the Universe (2026)

Watched:  07/23/2026

Format:  Amazon Prime

Viewing:  First

Director:  Travis Knight

Well.  

That was sure a He-Man movie.  

I'm not particularly a fan of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, the cartoon nor the toy line.  In fact, when this movie was pitched, I wrote a whole long post about how weird I thought it was that a movie studio went all in on what I thought was probably a far niche-ier market for this movie than they were probably aware, and I wasn't particularly looking to spend my paycheck on watching the movie in theaters.

But as the movie approached, I thought "well, maybe I'll take the niece and nephew", but neither of them showed the slightest interest - and they'd seen the trailer.  Something came up around the release date, and I thought "well, I'll go in like two weeks".  But the reviews hit and were unkind, the audience stayed away in droves, and the movie was gone.  And I was back to Plan A, which was to watch it streaming.

Meanwhile, my social media was ablaze with the "it's actually really good" assurances, and "all of you will say 'why didn't anyone tell me to see it in the theater?'"  

Modern Western Watch: The Lusty Men (1952)

Watched:  07/21/2026

Format:  TCM on DVR

Viewing:  First

Director:  Nicholas Ray

The term "lusty" has not always meant "horned up".  The dictionary definition just means "healthy" and "vigorous".  Or, "Hearty", or, even "enthusiastic, rousing".  

So, while Susan Hayward paired with Robert Mitchum may lead one to believe we're heading for "lust-ful" men, and we are, I think they just meant "these cowboys are hale and hearty".

After all, this is a movie about a young, married man (Arthur Kennedy) deciding to join the rodeo circuit in order to make money enough to buy a ranch and settle down.  As it turns out, he wants to buy the boyhood home of veteran rodeo rider Jeff McCloud (Robert Mitchum).  The new rodeo-man's wife, Susan Hayward, is reasonably concerned about this decision.  After all, rodeo riders tend to get mauled by bulls, thrown from horses to grave injury, and more...  It's not what she signed up for.  

Arthouse Watch: The World to Come (2020)

Watched:  07/19/2026

Format:  Library disc

Viewing:  First

Director:  Mona Fastvold

I really liked Vanessa Kirby in last summer's Fantastic Four, and was aware she had a career a bit like Rebecca Hall.  Be foxy in things  After getting noticed in smaller stuff, do a mix of some big, silly crowd pleasers (Hall is in two King Kong movies and an Iron Man) while still doing smaller art films and some prestige pictures.  Do all the things.    

I happened to find two Kirby movies right off the bat via Austin Public Library, and so I've borrowed this movie, The World to Come (2020) and the Ron Howard flick, Eden.  

The World to Come was not exactly a critical darling, but pretty close!  It clocked in at a 73 on Metacritic.  And I'm not surprised that, especially in the political climate of 2020 - the year of the movie's release - it did well.  It got a lot of international attention.  It's a period piece about forbidden same-sex love, and it is very sad, and that is absolute critic bait.

Sci-Fi Horror Watch: The Quatermass Xperiment (1955)

Watched:  07/18/2026

Format:  TCM with John Carpenter and Alicia Malone

Viewing:  First

Director:  Val Guest

SimonUK kept suggesting The Quatermass Xperiment (1955) to me during the podcast era, and I can see why.  I think mostly in England, but also among sci-fi and horror-heads in the US, the Quatermass media - of which there's more than you'd think - is considered foundational or classic.  Thus, it may have inspired things like Doctor Who (which I confess I never got into) and there's no small amount of John Carpenter's early work in this movie.  

And, in fact, I watched it because Carpenter is hosting two days of movies on TCM with Alicia Malone. 

I'd also argue - Stan and Jack may have lifted the origin of the Fantastic Four from this movie in a small way.  And if you know Jack, he was constantly reworking what he saw on the street, in movies and in culture right into his comics, so it wouldn't shock me.

Noir Watch: Angel Face (1952)

Watched:  07/16/2026

Format:  TCM Noir Alley

Viewing:  Third?  Fourth?

Director:  Otto Preminger

I was a bit surprised I'd already written this movie up twice before, but here's the first (fifteen years ago almost exactly!) and here's the second (about eight years ago).    

Y'all, I have been doing this *a while*.  And, yet, no one has intervened.  None of you are to be trusted with my welfare.

Still love this movie.  It's all arcs and curves heading for the very particular, noir-perfect, ending. 

I'm still a huge fan of Mitchum in everything, and this is no exception - here playing the cat who thinks he can thread the needle, having his rich girl and his marriage-material, too (and it's likely this wasn't the first "other girl" she's put up with).  He's just cool enough to make you think he's got the angles sorted, but he never really does.  

Noir Musical Watch: Blues In The Night (1941)

Watched:  07/15/2026

Format:  TCM Noir Alley

Viewing:  First

Director:  Anatole Litvak

So, this movie is super strange, and maybe in a good way, because it really swings for the fences.  I am not sure it goes yard (it doesn't) but it's at least an interesting sac fly.  

It's a mix of the "let's put on a show!" spirit of the movie musical and takes a turn down an alley into what would come to be known as noir.  As the two collide, Blues in the Night (1941) can make for some strange viewing.  

A group of guys tossed in jail for the moment decide to form a band - they want to play "the blues".  They are not Black.  But in the next cell are Black guys, who are singing the Blues.  By 2026 standards, this will be the best performance you will see all movie.

Out of jail they head to New Orleans to pick up a trumpet player and his spunky wife, Priscilla Lane.  Travelling by box car (and seemingly unbothered by what seems to be this "band" thing going terribly) they meet Norman Lloyd on the lam - he directs them to his club outside of New York City.

Sam Neill Merges With The Infinite

Actor Sam Neill has passed at 78.

Neill was most famous for his role in Jurassic Park as Dr. Alan Grant, who made his way across the island with two kids in tow.  I honestly think that role changed my opinion of what you needed for an "action hero".  

I was also a fan of his work in Wim Wenders' Until the End of the World and Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness and plenty of others.  Just this year I watched Possession.

He was also active on social media showing his farm, Two Paddocks, and maintained a clever, funny presence for years.

As big a movie as Jurassic Park is - and the subsequent sequels in which I think he appeared in two - Neil will be remembered for a good, long time.  And rightfully so.

WWI Watch: Hell's Angels (1930)

Watched:  07/11/2026

Format:  TCM

Viewing:  First

Director:  Howard Hughes

Even back in film school I remember hearing or reading that Howard Hughes' production of Hell's Angels (1930) had been kind of out of control.  It took years to make as Hughes was, ahem, a tad OCD and then The Jazz Singer happened during the already lengthy shoot,  sound suddenly available during the middle of production.  Of course, Hughes wanted in on that.  

So - they had to fire one of their leads who had a serious Swedish accent and replace her with Jean Harlow, effectively locking Harlow in as sort of the first blonde bombshell.  I also was aware a few people died making the movie - and having watched this thing, I can see how that could have occurred.

What I did not know is that Hell's Angels is actually a very watchable movie and was not really what I was expecting.  

The plot sounds fairly simple on paper - a pair of brothers at Oxford, one a rule-follower and romantic, the other a bit more of a rake and nihilist - find that WWI has broken out.  One brother volunteers for the Royal Flying Corps, and the other is voluntold he's in the RFC.  Meanwhile, their German pal Karl is drafted into the Zeppelin corps.  

Capra Watch: You Can't Take It With You (1938)

Watched:  07/11/2026

Format:  Library DVD

Viewing:  2nd or 3rd

Director:  Frank Capra

Back in high school, this 6'4" jock/nerd quit playing on the school's JV basketball team, feeling his career in organized sports was, in fact, kind of un-fun and pointless.  And without getting into a long story, I quit the team mid-season to go audition for a play.  I wound up as an understudy, and the next fall, was in two plays.  

The second play was You Can't Take It With You, by Moss Hart and George S. Kaufman.  I am sure the performances were mediocre and our staging bad.  But it did mean I was very familiar with the play at one point in my life.  I've also seen video-recorded versions since, one starring Jason Robards.  It is, in fact, a really good show when I am not in it.

The play must have been a huge hit when it was staged in 1936 as it was almost immediately turned into a film.  In 1938, You Can't Take It With You would go on to become an Oscar-winning film, directed by Frank Capra (you know, the guy behind It's a Wonderful Life).  It received 7 nominations and won 2, for Best Picture and Best Director.  

The film is not exactly a direct translation of the play.  As it's a movie, they have different locales and scenes, and different roles are emphasized and others reduced.  The couple at the center of the play are really a plot point to force two very different families to spend time together - one a conservative, New York old-money family, and one a wacky set of eccentrics chasing their bliss.  In the film, the young romantic couple are elevated to the main characters - played by a very young Jimmy Stewart and Jean Arthur.  

It's a comedy of clashing ideals - summed up with the belief of the Sycamore family that there's no reason to spend a life toiling for money and fame if you can't take it with you, natch.

Lionel Barrymore plays "Grandpa", the heart of the show.  Ann Miller was, like, 14 when she lied about her age and was signed to RKO who lent her to Columbia  where she, now 15, played a 20-something married woman who spends the movie mostly on-point.  Yes, she seems older than her real age.  "That Guy"actor Dub Taylor plays her goofy husband who plays the xylophone and likes to use a printing press.  The whole cast is solid, but those are the players I'm most familiar.

I think what I'd say is that the movie definitely feels like it's had Frank Capra's hands all over it.  While the themes don't fundamentally change, the stakes are much higher, the notion of the needs of the many trumping the needs of the few is woven throughout, and as the Depression is wearing on, social commentary is added in.  The Kirby's are bankers, and much is made about the mindset of the wealthy, and while history doesn't repeat itself, a lot of what we're hearing again these days sure rhymes with the words out of Kirby's mouth.

And it's kind of remarkable how few movies can or are willing to be just go ahead and say the quiet part out loud about the wealthy and the imbalance and the impact on everyone else.  This isn't really a concern at all in the play, by the way - it's more a comedy of manners.

Anyway - I enjoyed the movie a great deal.  It could stand a remake today.

For the record - I played the small part of the Dad, "Paul Sycamore", in the play, didn't have many lines, and was supposed to set off fireworks live on stage, but the lighting guys were assholes and missed their cue and I couldn't see the wick in the dark.  We had words after that show.

Japan Watch: Rental Family (2025)

Watched:  07/05/2026

Format:  Hulu

Viewing:  First

Director:  Hikari

I initially said "no" when Jamie wanted to watch this movie.  

During COVID, I'd watched a lot of travel videos, and one thing I'd seen was Americans learning that, in Japan, you can rent people to role-play out scenarios.  This is an over simplification, but I can rent someone to act as if they were my grandfather - not my specific real life grandfather - but *a* grandfather who is generally nice to me.  A lot of people, of course, rent "girlfriends" - someone to go have dinner with them and ask them about their day.  That sort of thing.  

I am choosing not to pass judgment.  A whole country has normalized this, and while I want to say "hey... Japan?  You okay, buddy?" I also think maybe there's a market for this here.  Better than getting denied on dating apps.

Noir Watch: The Man I Love (1946)

Watched:  07/06/2026

Format:  Noir Alley on TCM

Viewing:  Second

Director:  Raoul Walsh

Why lie?  I watched The Man I Love (1946) again to watch Ida Lupino in terrific dresses and with great hair.

The unintentionally funny thing to me about this movie is that her character, Petey Brown, says "honey" to everyone in the exactly the way my grandmother from Perth Amboy, New Jersey did.  It feels honest.

I don't mind a good melodrama, and while this is certainly at least noir-adjacent, if not full-noir, it's a melodrama at heart.  

I think I did a pretty good write-up of this movie in 2022, so no reason to re-do all that work.  Almost every thought I had watching the movie this time that would go in a fresh post, I covered there, including not at all being subtle about my big movie crush on Lupino.

But this is also a family with genetics that made sisters out of Lupino, Andrea King and Martha Vickers.  That's some good DNA.

Anyway - fun to rewatch.  AND - apparently this is the *extended* cut.  There's a whole scene I don't believe I recalled where Lupino sings "My Bill" - which had been lost.  And it's a terrific sequence.  

Mer-Watch: Splash (1984)

Watched:  07/05/2026

Format:  Disney+

Viewing:  third at most, likely second

Director:  Ron Howard

I have no memory of re-watching Splash (1984) after seeing it in the theater back in 1984.  So, this may be the second time I've ever seen it all the way through.  

My only real memory of the movie was that the effects were neat, the movie was very sweet and John Candy was funny.  Check, check and check.  All still true.

I was honestly pleasantly surprised re-watching this movie for the first time in adulthood.  It plays like a very old-school comedy concept - I can see Cary Grant declaring, "But, Madison - you're a mehr-maid!  And I can't even swim..." - livened up with some grade-A 1980's comedy talent.  

While I am aware that I have long been partial to John Candy, he's hysterical in this as Tom Hanks' philandering, irresponsible brother.  Eugene Levy plays a Warner Bros. cartoon villain.  And back in this era, Tom Hanks' comedy sensibilities were weirdly organic and tone perfect.  And there's a million bits that supporting characters get to do.  That secretary is just...  that's comedy gold.

I realized quickly - I really don't think I've seen many Darryl Hannah movies, but as Madison, the Mermaid, she's absolutely game for anything  and while funny things kind of happen around her or because of her, she gives a terrific, physical performance.  

Honestly - I think the movie is probably ripe for a re-view.  A lot of stuff from 1984 is in the canon, and I'm not sure most folks think much about Splash.  

Yeah, if you came here looking to see me drag Splash, I kind of won't.  It's made to be a pop crowd pleaser, and in 1984, it was.  It's occasionally a tad raunchy, it has some adult humor, but the lines were a lot blurrier in 1984 when I saw this aged 9.  

It's not perfect, sure.  What is?  I'm just surprised by how game Ron Howard was at this point in his early directing career for some straight up zaniness.  He always seems like that in *other* people's work, but in his own?  It's been a minute.

And not for nothing - but Splash is weirdly close in themes and even scenes to Shape of Water, which gave me a wee chuckle.  

Texas Watch: Paris, Texas (1984)

Watched:  07/04/2026

Format:  Criterion

Viewing:  First

Director:  Wim Wenders

As a forewarning, I really don't have anything new or novel to say about this movie.  It won Cannes in 1984 and is one of those movies that gets discussed *a lot*, I guess.  But I've avoided those discussions because I'd never seen the movie and was fundamentally avoiding spoilers.  

I haven't seen that many Wim Wenders movies, but of what I've seen - I've been a fan.  Paris, Texas (1984) should have been a slam-dunk for me, but I just never got to it until after our mid-day Fourth of July activities ended and before we put on fireworks from New York.  A couple of years ago,  I'd watched the beginning  - just the first 45 minutes of a lengthy runtime as Wenders movies tend to go, and had no idea where it was going.  Which - fair.  

Starring Harry Dean Stanton, Dean Stockwell and Natassja Kinski - it's a movie that reminds you that a deeply compelling movie doesn't need FX, a cut every two seconds, a needle-drop every ten minutes or fifteen subplots.  That's not to say Paris, Texas is representative of movies in 1984 - one of the years that defined the modern movie.  I'm not really sure it points to much more than what was happening in independent film in the 1980's that would inform indie movies for the next fifteen or twenty years.  Character driven, mood driven, and trying to show something about the human condition.

"Big Trouble In Little China" at 40

Just listen to the ol' "Porkchop Express" and take his advice on a dark and stormy night, alright? When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."

Apparently this week marks 40 years since the release of one of the greatest films ever made, Big Trouble In Little China.

From the previews, I'd been mildly interested in what I saw, and then saw the flick featured in a movie-FX magazine I leafed through in B. Dalton at the mall (did I buy the magazine?  I did not).  Probably they were discussing the big red ape monster and the eyeball guy, and maybe some lightning FX, and that was enough of a sale for me.

Franken-Watch: The Bride! (2026)

Watched:  07/01/2026

Format:  HBOmax

Viewing;  First

Director:  Maggie Gyllenhaal

I was really looking forward to the release of The Bride! (2026).  

As many know, one of my favorite movies is The Bride of Frankenstein.  This ranking is followed immediately by Frankenstein, and I tend to think of them as a two-part movie as much as a pair of individual movies.  I still re-read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein from time-to-time. In 2018, I celebrated the 200th anniversary of the book's publication by visiting a sort of display at the Lilly Library at Indiana University. 

The Bride! was released with what I'd consider a serious marketing push - a rarity these days.  And then the reviews hit and word was not good.  And then people I know saw it and were unenthused, and so I decided to wait for streaming.

I am sad to report that this was the right call.  

Here's what I think.  

Ann Blyth Merges With The Infinite

Somehow I missed this last week, but - Ann Blyth, who had one of the top 5 smiles to ever hit the silver screen, has passed at the age of 98.

I became aware of Blyth at the same time I became aware of the sheer magnificence that is Joan Crawford as an actor rather than a punchline when I watched Mildred Pierce back in college.  In what is her most enduring role, the lovely Blyth played the absolute worst person as Crawford's b of a daughter.  She is *stellar* in this movie.  

The only other movies she starred in I think I've seen are Brute Force (great prison movie.  Check it out.) and Kismet, which is worth seeing some time just for the visuals.* 

But, once you've seen Blyth's Colgate smile, you do not forget it.  

Blyth was very generous with TCM and was interviewed by Robert Osbourne.  Here's a tribute TCM released.

*and by visuals I mean Blyth and Dolores Gray

TLDR Super Watch: Supergirl (2026)

Watched:  06/25/2026

Format:  Regal

Viewing:  First

Director:  Craig Gillespie

It is probably worth noting that while a great IP to slap on thermoses and t-shirts, Supergirl is maybe the least consistently written mainstream character in comics.  So there is no "right way" to write Kara Zor-El.

I've read my fair share of comic books starring Supergirl over the past few decades.  I've read Silver-Age, Bronze and Copper-Era stories.  I read 90's-00's Not-Kara Supergirl by Peter David.  And was one of people who was flipping out when they brought Kara back in the mid-00's.  Aside from giving New 52 Supergirl a pass, I have pretty complete runs of pretty much everything since the 2005 reboot.  I heartily recommend the current series by Sophie Campbell as one of the best comics I've read in a while.  I own a copy of Action Comics 252.  

I've seen the 1980's Supergirl movie at least three times - including on VHS as a kid.  I watched the entire run of the CW TV show.  Am familiar with various incarnations in live action and animation.  (I have an affection for almost all of those takes.)

I am not a Supergirl PhD, but I feel pretty well oriented.  So, there's my bona fides.

Car Watch: F1 - The Movie (2025)

Watched:  06/21/2026

Format:  AppleTV

Viewing:  Second

Director:  Joseph Kosinski

So, I watched F1: The Movie (2025) a year ago in the theater.  It was an enjoyable movie that was about car racing and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer - so I figured I knew what I was getting, and I was right.  And that is not a complaint.  When I go to Chili's for dinner, I do not complain when the Old Timer with Cheese is the Old Timer with Cheese.

F1: The Movie stars a hot dude who is the best at what he does, but our hero is *also* a troubled rogue.  In this way, he is Maverick from Top Gun.  And, really, this movie is a scramble of beats from Top Gun and basic movie formulas of a certain era for which middle-aged men apparently yearn.  F1: the Movie also features the bonus of being about an old gun fighter showing the new kid on the block what it's all about in order to really satisfy us aging movie-dudes.