On what happens if we leave the TV on Fox Sports Southwest after the basketball game:
Jamie: See... I don't even know why you'd watch wrestling.
Me: That's not wrestling.
Jamie: It's two guys rolling around on the ground holding each other. What is it...? Hugging?
Me: That's Mixed Martial Arts.
Jamie: Its two grown dudes hugging.
Me: I don't even know if that's Mixed Martial Arts. Its "Ultimate Fighting." Its for guys who were good at exactly one thing in high school and it wasn't math.