Today is the birthday of The Dug, brother of League-wife, Jamie.
I'm sure today is important for other reasons, too
Happy B-Day, Dug. I won't reveal how old you are, even if I get punched in the stomach forty times. Why, if forty angry badgers were biting my shins, I'd never say how old you'd become. For forty days and forty nights I could resist questioning that would reveal your true age.
Happy B-Day, Dug. May it be contain the fun of 40 Nukies.