Watched: 07/13/2025
Format: Prime
Viewing: Second (god help me)
Director: Stanley Morgan
A while back, SimonUK and I podcasted this trainwreck. Over the past six years, I'd forgotten how truly terrible this movie is. Like - I don't understand how this is a studio movie with professional actors, and studio backing and intended for a human audience.
It's maybe not the worst movie I've ever seen, but.. for a studio movie? it's up there.
Jaws: the Revenge (1987) is a movie that admits - in movie, by way of recycled footage - that the only reason it exists is that they hope you liked the first one. But they have to admit, they do not know what this movie is about. Because if it's about a giant shark, they all know to stay out of the water. If it's about the lives of the Brody's, post-Martin Brody's untimely passing - no one asked or wanted to see it, and as a slice-of-life movie about mourning, they forget to be sad for the second half of the movie, and the movie instead gets very randy.