I have decided that I have a very limited form of a rare condition called Prosopagnosia that may or may not be directly Allison Brie related. Apparently that's a condition where one has a hard time telling faces apart.
You can read up on the condition here.
So I've decided I'm not an idiot, and that its a genetic issue or some such. I declare my Brie-blindness a medical condition. You now owe me sympathy or something.
Curiously, some of the photos one finds when Googling Alison Brie mean I will most definitely remember who she is a bit better.
Found this article courtesy the Twitter feed of artist/ writer Phil Jimenez.