My final days (as reported by social media)

A brief tale of social media and my final days, inspired by a conversation had with friends while watching the Super Bowl

-Ryan has checked in at St. David's Hospital (South) ER
-Ryan
"Ate some fish at the sushi place on Manchaca.  My face and toes are numb, and I barfed."
-Ryan
"I am tired of barfing."
-Ryan has checked in at St. David's Hospital (South) ICU
-Ryan
"Oh noes!"
-Ryan has checked in at St. David's Hospital (South) coroner's office
-Ryan has checked in at The Weeping Fern Mortuary
-Ryan

"Don't know if you guys have used LegalZoom, but I am way out ahead on this."

-Ryan

"Ok.  Jamie changed a bunch of stuff.  So no shrimp buffet, and they don't have coffins with airbrushed flames, but it should still be fun, so ya'll should come."

-Ryan

"Not many folks here yet, but we're going all night, so ya'll come on down."

-Ryan has checked in at The Pearly Gates
-Ryan

"Wow, this line is crazy.  Customer service clrly not a priority."

-Ryan

"Just noticed, I have no pants.  WTF?"

-Ryan

"This St. Peter guy is kind of judgy."

-Ryan has checked in at Firey Pits of Unending Perdition
-Ryan
"That went poorly."
-Ryan has checked in at The Hoary Hosts of Pandemonium
-Ryan
"I totally just saw Howard Taft."
-Ryan
"Just remembered, I was kidding about leaving my life insurance to @JefftheCat on the form.  I don't really have a corporeal form anymore, so someone should make sure that gets sorted."



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