Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Marilyn at 100 Watch/ Noir Watch: Niagara (1953)




Watched:  06/16/2026
Format:  TCM on DVR
Viewing:  Second
Director:  Henry Hathaway


I had only seen Niagara (1953) once before, back in 2012.  I recalled specific images, but was aware that I couldn't recall the actual ending.  

On a rewatch, I can see why.  The movie really cruises along to the last act, and then loses much of the appeal the film has carried up to that point.

Marilyn Monroe, in her first starring, top-billed role, stars alongside Signal Watch fave Joseph Cotten and the lovely Jean Peters.  Monroe plays the wife of Cotten, who knows she's too young for him, too vivacious and who has started running around with a younger man behind Cotten's back.  Cotten thinks something is going on but can't prove it.

They're staying in some cabins overlooking Niagara Falls on the Canadian side, and have fallen into a malaise.  Jean Peters shows up with her husband, (sigh) Max Showalter, on a delayed honeymoon.  They meet Monroe, who is made up and dressed to make Jean Peters look positively plain-jane by comparison - a tremendous feat.

Monday, June 15, 2026

G Comics: Godzilla vs. Texas



Finally got around to actually reading IDW's Godzilla vs. America: Godzilla vs. Texas one-shot.  

Was I pleased?  You know I was.  

If I recently complained about a lack of local specificity in media where the story unfolds in Texas, I will not be repeating that here.  In fact, the bigger problem for this comic is that Texas is gigantic, and the stories themselves are pretty location-specific.  Even chronologically specific.  And Texas is too big for one slim comic.

Noir Alley Watch: Blackout (1954)





Watched:  06/14/2026
Viewing:  First
Director:  Terence Fisher


A Hammer Noir from 1954, Blackout is a British produced and London-set film that I am mostly glad I watched with Eddie Muller's commentary.  It is... an oddball movie, certainly, feeling like it zigs and zags as to what the movie is about or is even doing, which is absolutely a way to keep an audience guessing.

I'm not a fan of star Dane Clark, who I've only seen a couple of times.  I won't get into ad hominem attacks, but he's not my cup of tea as a compelling person to watch on screen.  Here, he's sort of an American - but maybe not?  Who is down to his last shilling in a London hotel bar.  

Up walks Belinda Lee. who looks like a Robert Maguire painting come to life, and offers him a job, even though he's nearing "blackout" drunk.  Lee is...  something else, so who can blame him for taking her up on the offer? Especially when the job pays 500 pounds and is to marry Lee.

He wakes up the next morning in a stranger's apartment, is told he just turned up there by an artist Maggie (Eleanor Summerfield), and sees a huge portrait of the woman he thinks he married.  He wanders out into the street to find Lee's picture beside that of her slain father.

For the film's remaining runtime, he has to dodge the cops, figure out who is playing him and why, and whether Lee and he ever actually got married.

There's a few sequences that are quite good.  According to Muller, this is famed Hammer director Terence Fisher's break, and the general quality I associate with Fisher shows itself from time to time.  

For some reason there's a whole sojourn in an old neighborhood where we meet Clark's mother that feels completely separate from the rest of the film, and is the best bit.  There's also what seems a twisted and very dark ending - that the movie instead tosses into the fire to give the audience a happy ending that leaves the whole thing on a false note.

Lee is amazing on film - just one of those actors who the camera loves. Muller lets us know we likely don't know her because she worked in Europe and died very young in a car accident. 

I'm not sure I liked the movie too much.  Normally I'd like a movie that winds and twists, but here it feels like one of those exercises where you hand a story off every few pages to someone different who has to pick up the story, while doing their own thing.

My feeling is that this one won't stick with me very long, except for a few images here and there.  I've certainly seen cheaper and worse, but this one just felt like the B picture it really was - but worth seeing to see Fisher's work at this point, and what was happening in British noir.





Sunday, June 14, 2026

Hallmark Texas Watch: Texas Two-Step (2026)





Watched:  06/14/2026
Viewing:  First
Format:  Hallmark Channel
Director:  Eva Tavares


Regional specificity is hard.   

I live in Austin, Texas which has, in the last two decades (and to my surprise), become a real tourist town.  People come here and drink, eat some barbecue and street tacos, feel they've lived authentically Austin/ Texas and go home.  And that's fine. 

It's not just at Christmas that Hallmark likes to make movies about country life's superiority to city life.  We do not require the yuletide season to insist that what you really need to do is give up your nice place in a city and your much-worked-for career track and do... something? in the country.  Not when you can boff the guy from high school who is roughly doing now what he did at age 17.  And, Hallmark -  occasionally - likes to make movies specifically about people doing this in Texas.  

While looking for World Cup Games, I saw Hallmark was debuting their latest "Texas" movie.  And I watched it so you don't have to.

Texas Two-Step (2026) is a movie about a woman who must go home to "Blue Creek" from Austin/Dallas to check in on her aging aunt and her roadhouse country bar and grill. 

Monroe at 100 Watch: How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)




Watched:  06/13/2026
Format:  TCM
Viewing:  First
Director:  Jean Negulesco


I'd always heard that How To Marry a Millionaire (1953) wasn't very good.  In the end, it was not as bad as I figured, a nicety of someone telling you something is horrible which is just not great.  But...  eh.  

The problem for modern viewers is that this movie was the spiritual sequel to Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and people generally see GPB first and this film second, and HtMaM just isn't anywhere near as memorable, funny or entertaining.  

In my opinion, anyway.