I don't have time for this, but I'm doing it anyway.
Today's batch of DCNu releases was comprised of a bunch of titles centering on DC's teen heroes.  Here's the scoop.
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Legion Lost  Time lost, that is!  Because this worked so well in 
Countdown, a squad of Legionnaires will be lost in our present time.  Fabian Nicieza writing (who I realize - I don't think I've read his work in a decade, so no opinion) and Pete Woods, who I like, on art.  The lineup looks cool, though.  I...  will probably pick this up and see how I like it.
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Legion of Superheroes - I'd lie if I said I thought THIS was the change that would get me to quit reading Legion.  Right now I think a court injunction will be what stops me buying Legion no matter what's going on in the main Legion book.  Its a sickness.  I actually really like Paul Levitz's writing, so there.
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Teen Titans - REBOOT!  
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| ha ha ha...  Okay, roll out the REAL costumes now. | 
I don't know who half of these characters are (but if that's the new Miss Martian on the bottom corner, that's hilarious).  And for some reason Robin's new outfit is getting a lot of flack, but...  man, that's nothing compared to the look on Superboy.  That is awful.  I thought the jeans were kind of silly.  Anyway, I'll say I never thought the Red Robin costume looked good anywhere but in Ross's paints in 
Kingdom Come, and I find the 90's-pouch stuff on Red Robin far sillier than the cape.*
I have no thoughts on the creative team.  I dunno. 
Static Shock #1 - You're taking him out of Dakota?  Why?  Anyway, this is a likely title I'll sample.
Hawk and Dove - Oh, man, DC.  Its like telling me I get to eat a delicious turkey sandwich, but there's going to be someone smoking cloves at the table.  I like writer Sterling Gates' work on Supergirl, but I have a hard time with Rob Liefield's work.  I know he's got supporters and detractors, but I don't see me picking this up.
*seriously.  We're harping on this when nobody will redesign Hawk's should doo-hickeys?  I think this is one of those cases of "if we hadn't grown up looking at Batman's ears and cape, we might think it looked kind of dumb, too".